This site only details commission info and my accounts, for people with visual impairment....
or simply boring people who don't like to click around. Jk, you're probably on mobile.

^{Important info!}
>Ask about detailed backgrounds, props/items are always ok and rarely cost extra! (1 or 2 color backgrounds and/or transparent is free)>Extra characters possible, max 5 (costs increase more per additional character and design detail)>I rarely charge more than 50% for the 2nd character, even less if the character isn't as big as the other character!>I do complex design (mecha/armour), I handle complex design well. I only charge on "shape", not amount of color! I have yet to give someone a complexity fee.>Do you want your character with mine? (thank you! :D) I may give you a discount depending on how much I like the idea!>If it's not listed in my Will draw/Won't draw, you can ask about it! I'll probably draw it, it's just not what I usually draw!

For the subject: Please enter your username and the commission type you want:
"Username - Chibi style fullbody unshaded"
Your message can be as detailed as you want, as long you stay direct!

Here's where you can reach out to me, the buttons are sites I post to actively!Email: MorticianZJ [at] out look . com
Revolt: ZJfreak#6817
Discord/Twitter/Instagram: I DON'T use them!
DMs on my socials: Sure, but not preferred for commissions
I DO NOT reach out TO YOU asking to commission me! Be careful with scammers!If you want to commission me and chat somewhere else. I can do that, but you MUST use email. I only send payment information through the email listed above. For small payments, I may use Ko-fi (WIP, not launched)`!!!BEFORE YOU EMAIL ME!!!
I delete emails without reading if the title isn't direct. I recommend adding "(commission request)", "(question)", etc, in front of your title. But I'm happy enough with just "I want to commission", "Is this account yours?", etc._{>> I've more ZZZJ accounts, but aren't using it too much. I have side accounts by ZJfreak or Knigigore <<}

Newsletter! Currently not active, mostly testing this code when it IS ready lol

Hi again, and I'm still not ZJ!
What can I call you then? Where are you from? Your age?
_{"I'm just another entity on the internet, I can be anything and nothing, a Schrodinger's cat of the digital age. I give no name to the void of nothing and the blinding of everything, I simply get called.... I'm from Europe lol"}-ZJ is just my humour visualized, I'm stoic and low energy. I can be fun and joke around, but I dislike it when it's all and only jokes. I get irritable sometimes, it can come out if something is demanded of me.
^{_{( ❌"Show me what you're drawing" vs ✅"Can you show me what you're drawing?" Please/thank you/etc is always appreciated)}}
I just like to be professional while being foul-mouthed privately. I don't spend a lot of time online chatting and stuff, I'm not easy to get a hold of if it's not important.I hope it doesn't come off as hostile, but I'm a bit tired of misplaced expectations due to my humour. I'm ok with banter and casual chats! I take a while to warm up, please be patient-Random stuff I like and I think you haven't seen!
-Youtube: Mattias Pilhede, Hannah the Horrible, Frankie Fey, Mullet-Man Comics
-Bands: Abu-Se-Ken, Susumu Hirasawa, muship, Pinc Louds, Kill The Young
-Other: Beneath the Trees Where Nobody Sees (comic), Paprika (movie), Buckshot Roulette (Steam)

>DMs are semi-open, just don't start talking about yourself or send page of text, it's my biggest pet peeve lol. Please ask about my day first if it's casual chat, I return the question! It's overfamiliar in my culture to skip it.>I don't reply to low-effort DMs ("Hi", "I have a question" etc.) I prefer to know why you're reaching out //"Hey, how are you?" I'll assume you just wanna chat. I can take a while to reply, don't rush me. I'm likely to stop replying then//